Jimmy's 12-2 Season Means Absolutely Nothing

Let's talk about Jimmy's 2025 season. 12-2 record. 1,659.76 points scored. Best regular season performance in the league. Dominated week after week. Put up numbers that would make most people think "yeah, that's your champion right there."

Fantasy football had other ideas.

Bill won the championship. Jimmy went home with nothing but screenshots of his regular season stats and the cold comfort of knowing he was "really good for 14 weeks." The playoffs are a different beast, and once again, regular season dominance meant exactly nothing when it counted.

12-2 with no ring. That might actually hurt more than going 6-8 and knowing you never had a chance. At least then you can blame your roster. Jimmy can only blame the fantasy gods, who apparently don't reward excellence, they reward whoever gets hot at the right time.

Better luck next year, champ. Well, not champ. That's the whole problem.

Drink Strong!