The Dani Conspiracy

Rumors are swirling around the league that Pat's championship run isn't entirely his own doing. Multiple sources claim that Dani, Pat's wife, has been secretly managing his team throughout the playoffs.

Pat's team has been suspiciously well-managed down the stretch with Matt Ryan, LeSean McCoy, and Adrian Peterson leading the charge. The roster decisions have been too good, the waiver pickups too timely. Something doesn't add up.

Pat denies the allegations, but the evidence is circumstantial at best. To this day, the truth remains a mystery. Did Pat win the championship, or did Dani?

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