The United Trade Committee is Formed
Trades got so out of hand last season that we now have a governing body. The United Trade Committee (UTC) was officially established today to promote fair trades and protect teams from manipulation.
This is a direct response to Raleigh's 2014 trade rampage where he accumulated 76 waiver pickups and manipulated half the league into shady deals. The Sith Lord crossed too many lines and now there's an actual organization to prevent it from happening again.
Rob Carson will serve as UTC President, responsible for overseeing all trade offers submitted by the Sith. Johnny Carson is Senior Advisor, analyzing trades and providing second opinions. The UTC pledges to offer a safe place for teams to turn to when presented with questionable trade offers and to uphold integrity in all trade analysis.
It's come to this. We have a trade committee. Raleigh ruined it for everyone.
Drink Strong!