League Members
Current roster and all-time statistics
Pa
The Shandeurs Mishap
Owner: Pat
🏆 3.5 Championships
Record
84-90
Playoffs
7
Championship History
Won:
2020,
2017,
2016,
2012
Runner-up: 2018
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2013
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
84-90-0
Playoff Appearances:
7
Win Percentage:
48.3%
Scoring
Total Points For:
17228.4
Total Points Against:
17142.72
Points Per Game:
94.7
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
20
Received:
10
Net:
+10
Team Name History
Bucket of Crap
Enter the Machine
Estimated Prophet
Estimated Prophet
I Love Star Wars
TWO CHAINS
The Shandeurs Mishap
Woody Johnson
sacco sweet pepper sauce
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Ra
I Am Enough
Owner: Raleigh
🏆 2 Championships
Record
107-67
Playoffs
11
Championship History
Won:
2014,
2013
Runner-up: 2017, 2025
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
107-67-0
Playoff Appearances:
11
Win Percentage:
61.5%
Scoring
Total Points For:
18633.82
Total Points Against:
16980.78
Points Per Game:
102.4
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
30
Received:
12
Net:
+18
Team Name History
6 Upside Down
Certified Lover Boy
Comeback Time
DRAMBO THIRST BLOOD
Dildo Swaggins
First Order
Go Pack Go
I Am Enough
Juggernaut Javonte
Juggernaut Javonte FR this time
Maximus DecimusMeridius
You Only Die Once
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Ji
JOSH DEEZ NUTS
Owner: Jimmy
🏆 2 Championships
Record
95-79
Playoffs
7
Championship History
Won:
2018,
2015
Runner-up: 2013, 2023
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2019
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
95-79-0
Playoff Appearances:
7
Win Percentage:
54.6%
Scoring
Total Points For:
17681.58
Total Points Against:
17383.1
Points Per Game:
97.2
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
16
Received:
13
Net:
+3
Team Name History
JOSH DEEZ NUTS
Jimmy Corp
Joshing Around
Lost in the Sauce
Previous Level
Shirley Temple II
Supreme Farewell
T H E S A C K O
Team Nothing
The Knights of Boo
The Worst Team Ever
You Only Live Once
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Bi
Rodger's Heel
Owner: Bill
🏆 2 Championships
Record
90-84
Playoffs
7
Championship History
Won:
2025,
2019
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2014
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
90-84-0
Playoff Appearances:
7
Win Percentage:
51.7%
Scoring
Total Points For:
17690.5
Total Points Against:
17483
Points Per Game:
97.2
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
20
Received:
22
Net:
-2
Team Name History
#Welcome to the Girls League
AB’s BigBlack Helmet
Bill Me Handicap
I LOVE FANTASY
Rodger's Heel
THE DRAKE FAN
Team Sucker Punch
The Sacco Sacco
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Ro
One and Done
Owner: Robert
🏆 2 Championships
Record
82-92
Playoffs
7
Championship History
Won:
2023,
2021
Runner-up: 2019, 2020
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2024,
2015
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
82-92-0
Playoff Appearances:
7
Win Percentage:
47.1%
Scoring
Total Points For:
17167.26
Total Points Against:
17621.84
Points Per Game:
94.3
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
10
Received:
13
Net:
-3
Team Name History
AUTO RAPED
F#CK Peyton Manning
Hit em with the HINNNNNNE
I digg Dolphin D
InCarsonated F@Gs
MATT FOR COMMISH 2019
One and Done
TEA AND CRUMPETS
TEAM DESTROY RALO!!!
TEAM DESTROY RALO'S FACE
Team Byson
The CHAMP
WEAK KNEES
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Sh
1 Percenters
Owner: Shane
🏆 1 Championship
Record
99-75
Playoffs
8
Championship History
Won:
2024
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2018 (from Rob Sliwka)
Former Owners
Rob Sliwka
Stats include full team history under all owners
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
99-75-0
Playoff Appearances:
8
Win Percentage:
56.9%
Scoring
Total Points For:
18123.24
Total Points Against:
17669.32
Points Per Game:
99.6
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
15
Received:
13
Net:
+2
Team Name History
1 Percenters
IR Farm Team
Late Season Charge
No Worries
Plum Smuggling
Sacco is Elite
Stroke the Furry Wall
Win So Hard
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Ke
Cyberdyne Systems
Owner: Kevin
🏆 1 Championship
Record
61-87
Playoffs
3
Championship History
Won:
2022
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2020,
2017,
2016
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
11
Total Record:
61-87-0
Playoff Appearances:
3
Win Percentage:
41.2%
Scoring
Total Points For:
14067.18
Total Points Against:
14907.16
Points Per Game:
91.3
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
7
Received:
18
Net:
-11
Team Name History
Cyberdyne Systems
Dak Attack Is Back
Dak Sucks Taint
Dak's Taint
Dan Snyder Skins
Help Please
I AM NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING
I Lak AttacK
I Suck
May the Force b with u
My Fantasy Team Name
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Mi
Mediocre Mike's Gym
Owner: Mike
Record
100-87
Playoffs
9
Championship History
No championships yet
Runner-up: 2014, 2015, 2016, 2021
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2023
Former Owners
Dave Dallas
Stats include full team history under all owners
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
14
Total Record:
100-87-0
Playoff Appearances:
9
Win Percentage:
53.5%
Scoring
Total Points For:
18899.34
Total Points Against:
18616.96
Points Per Game:
96.4
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
16
Received:
22
Net:
-6
Team Name History
Average Mike's Gym
Dancing with Mr. D
Football FlopHouse
Jedi Mind Tricks
Master Of None
Mediocre Mike's Gym
My meat, Bernie's mouth
Team Im tied for 1st
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Ai
2 Gurleys 1 Kupp
Owner: Aiden
Record
81-80
Playoffs
5
Championship History
No championships yet
Runner-up: 2022
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2021 (from Kyle McGrath)
Former Owners
Kyle McGrath
Stats include full team history under all owners
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
12
Total Record:
81-80-0
Playoff Appearances:
5
Win Percentage:
50.3%
Scoring
Total Points For:
15652.76
Total Points Against:
15706.24
Points Per Game:
93.2
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
16
Received:
19
Net:
-3
Team Name History
2 Gurleys 1 Kupp
Chad Powers Is The Future
Han DongSOLOng
In Memory of Josh Gordon
JAMES FIASTRO
Mr Hornswoggle
Not Bill's B!tch
Not Tua
SUGGS TO BE YOU
Sith Lord Slayers
Suggs To Be You
The Noodle Diddler
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Ma
Falling quickly IR
Owner: Matt
Record
74-100
Playoffs
5
Championship History
No championships yet
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2022
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
74-100-0
Playoff Appearances:
5
Win Percentage:
42.5%
Scoring
Total Points For:
17219.9
Total Points Against:
17998.94
Points Per Game:
94.6
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
15
Received:
26
Net:
-11
Team Name History
2018 IR. TEAM
2020 2xsliwka
Below rock bottom
Falling quickly IR
STARKS OF WINTERFELL
Shirley Temple
Straigth down From here
matt Bryson 2018
suck it sith lord
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Be
Could be Worse
Owner: Bernie
Record
73-101
Playoffs
2
Championship History
No championships yet
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
13
Total Record:
73-101-0
Playoff Appearances:
2
Win Percentage:
42%
Scoring
Total Points For:
16523.7
Total Points Against:
17568.04
Points Per Game:
90.8
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
20
Received:
21
Net:
-1
Team Name History
BERNIE MADE-OF WITH A LOSS
CMC Deez Nuts
Chunk of Poopy
Could be Worse
Jimmy's Farm Team
Maybe Next Year
Maybe Next Year
MooreJohnson ErtzsoGood
NO TRADES FOR YOU
Settling Into Mediocrity
Team Bernie
Team Name Banned
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Au
Team Ricky Bobby
Owner: Austin
Record
72-76
Playoffs
7
Championship History
No championships yet
Runner-up: 2024
Hall of Shame
Sacco Award:
2025
Overall Stats
Seasons Played:
11
Total Record:
72-76-0
Playoff Appearances:
7
Win Percentage:
48.6%
Scoring
Total Points For:
15270.9
Total Points Against:
15080.48
Points Per Game:
99.2
Blowouts (40+ pts)
Dealt:
19
Received:
13
Net:
+6
Team Name History
Deflated Ballz
Jets Fan
Lil Crumpled Paper Balls
Team Ricky BOBBY
Team Ricky Bobby
Traded My Future